- Turn on the hot water.
- Make a sandwich. Call a loved one. Have a good time! It'll be awhile.
- Check to see if the hot water has turned on. If not, repeat step two. If so, continue to step four.
- Apply ointment and bandages to all burns.
- Fiddle (that's a technical term) with both the cold and hot water knobs until the water is a bearable temperature. This is hard to do with bandages covering the burn marks on your hands. Bring a television! It'll ease the boredom.
- Get into the shower. Watch out for the super slick coating on the shower floor.
- Fall over.
- Swear.
- Check to make sure all vital bodily components are still in place.
- Get out of shower.
- Drink beer.
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How to Work My Apartment Shower
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