But seriously, congratulation. As Assistant Best Man you can count on me for anything you need along the way, assuming it can be done remotely. So butterfly kisses are out of the question...for now.
So with a readership consisting entirely of people who were at the event, describe to me just why you think you'll be able to pass the picture from Jay's wedding off as just another Tuesday.
(No, I'm not usually one of the guys who posts 'continuity' observations on IMDB. I hate myself.)
(I suppose the real reason I'm upset is that I know how alluring your 'just another Tuesday' attire is, and I therefore got excited about the introductory caption to the photo, only to be let down by its lack of lasciviousness. I suppose it would be inappropriate to your fiancee to see you in such a state before the nuptials, however, so I can understand your magnum-of-wine-photo modesty.)
An excerpt from an email sent by my mom should suffice: "Anne, doing Spanish homework, asks Jay, 'How do you use poverty in a sentence?' Jay, without hesitation, says: 'When Dallas grows up, he will live in poverty.'"
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What an engaging blog (bah dum bah).
But seriously, congratulation. As Assistant Best Man you can count on me for anything you need along the way, assuming it can be done remotely. So butterfly kisses are out of the question...for now.
You are assistant TO the best man.
So with a readership consisting entirely of people who were at the event, describe to me just why you think you'll be able to pass the picture from Jay's wedding off as just another Tuesday.
(No, I'm not usually one of the guys who posts 'continuity' observations on IMDB. I hate myself.)
(I suppose the real reason I'm upset is that I know how alluring your 'just another Tuesday' attire is, and I therefore got excited about the introductory caption to the photo, only to be let down by its lack of lasciviousness. I suppose it would be inappropriate to your fiancee to see you in such a state before the nuptials, however, so I can understand your magnum-of-wine-photo modesty.)
Congrats to you boths.
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